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It’s interview day today at SantorumBlog.com… I’ve been after the Duck for a while, and he finally got back to me.

Before tracking Bob Casey, what did you do?

I used to be just another duck in the pond, but ever since Bobby Casey showed up, I have found my true purpose. Casey ducks the issues, and I thought that I would be perfect to tell the story.

How many miles have you flown following Casey around the state?

Too many. Mostly in the wrong direction.

What’s the most important issue facing Pennsylvania’s ducks?

The fact that Bobby Casey gives us ducks a bad name. We ducks have never been so negative. Despite the name we really don’t duck the issues. It is my mission, as a representative of the duck community, to show that Bobby Casey is misrepresenting ducks everywhere by ducking the issues.

What was the funniest thing that happened to you on the trail?

I went to a fair where Casey was (can’t remember where) and when I landed at the event, all the kids ran over to me instead of him. It was quite humorous, but I don’t think that Casey’s staff were too pleased. What can I quack? We ducks attract the youngest to the old.

Do you think the kids like you better than Bob?

Wouldn’t you? So far, none of my duck charm has worn off on Bobby Casey. Casey is kind of like a child himself. Sometimes he wants to run over and hug me, but his staff always holds him back.

Bob Casey is one of the few pro-gun Democrats. Any worries?

I don’t trust Casey with a gun any more than many members of his own party do. Once, I saw Casey handle a rolled up newspaper with too much gusto and ducked for cover.

I understand that the famous San Diego Chicken is available for gigs. Any word on a tag team?

I generally don’t work with Chickens. But, I think you have something there. If Bobby Casey ducks the issues, then he is really chickening out too. Say, maybe there could be a spot for a stool pigeon as well.

“Rooster” was Rick Santorum’s nickname growing up, given that “the Duck” is the treasurer’s nickname, do you think that Avian-American equality has come along way in recent years?

Yes. Avian-Americans everywhere are finally taking their rightful place in society. We have come a long way. Bobby Casey makes us realize that even the most misplaced and confused can find a home.

Finally, just between you and me, does the Wrong Direction Tour Bus have a lot of, ahem, droppings, on it?

Well, dropping in on Casey is what I do.

Ha!

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